Like The Road but with more bite.
13 November 2011
10 July 2011
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Shot on a shoestring budget, Paranormal Activity is proof that you don't need to be a megabucks blockbuster to be tedious and boring.
Film Jam 2 stars
Rotten Tomatoes 82%
Metacritic 68 out of 100
15 June 2011
The House of the Devil (2009)
Tidy old school horror, genuinely suspenseful until the ending just boils over.
Film Jam 3.5 stars
Rotten Tomatoes 86%
Metacritic 73 out of 100
27 April 2011
24 April 2011
Let Me In (2010)
Not quite as subtle nor considered.. everything you'd expect from a Hollywood remake.
Janck 3.5 stars (Oct 2010)
Well made in its own right, but there's really not much need to check this out if you've already seen the original. Faithful remake.
Mitch 3.5 stars
30 January 2011
22 January 2011
The Crazies (2010)
Pedestrian action/horror which relies too heavily on the seen-it-all-before death scares and creepy tension. Lack of a wider story makes this feel average but still watchable.
3 stars
30 November 2010
Heartless (2009)
The devil is in the detail as Jim Sturgess enters into a deal with demons in East London.
27 November 2010
Splice (2009)
A film so so-so that I can't even dream up a glib review.. and that is the biggest crime with Splice.
10 October 2010
26 September 2010
12 September 2010
15 August 2010
14 August 2010
11 July 2010
Sorority Row (2009)
Standard US slasher.. but Princess Leia welding a shotgun makes it just about worth the effort.
4 July 2010
14 March 2010
Orphan (2009)
Not quite as classic as evil child mainstays The Omen or The Exorcist, Orphan still offers some deliciously dark undertones amidst a horror by numbers narrative. This could do with losing 20 minutes, but if you like this evil kid genre, it won't disappoint.
3.5 stars
11 March 2010
Pandorum (2009)
Reminiscent of The Descent in space, though not as chilling, not as clever, and not as good. The characters and plot are unfortunately too two-dimensional to really ever be drawn in by the (many) 'what's-around-the-corner' scares; such that the ending is met with a collective shrug. Watchable, but average and derivative.
Mitch 3 stars
10 March 2010
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Sam "Spiderman" Raimi returns to horror, with some chilling suspense and death-scare sequences that garnered this film with many positive reviews. I wanted to like this a lot more however; it does contain one too many horror movie cliches for my liking, and an oh so predicatble ending. Solid horror, but unremarkable.
3 stars







